Feline Friend Sweatshirt

Introducing the perfect blend of cat parenthood — now in wearable form. This design features a barcode-style graphic and a hand-curated ingredients list that every cat lover can relate to. It's your badge of honor for surviving (and loving) life with a feline friend.
Ingredients list reads:

50g of being constantly disturbed by zoomies

40g of cat fur on every piece of clothing

30g of being silently judged from across the room

25g of negotiating over an “empty” food bowl

20g of acting as a full-time human door-opener

15g of spending money on another cat toy that is never used

10g of pretending not to be offended when cuddles are rejected

5g of panic every time a hairball sound is heard

1g of hope that today might finally be the day cuddles are accepted

100g of unconditional love (despite never truly being in charge)